These glorious insults are from an era before the English language became boiled down to 4-letter words.
A member of Parliament to Disraeli:
"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
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"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow.
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"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
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"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas.
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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain.
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"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde.
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"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill replied "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
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"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop.
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"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright.
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"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -Irvin S. Cobb.
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"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -Samuel Johnson.
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"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating.
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"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand.
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"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker.
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"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain.
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"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.." - Mae West.
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde.
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"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912).
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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder.
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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." – Groucho
